Current Heliocentric Spacecraft Speeds

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Current spacecraft and planet speeds with respect to the Sun. For spacecrafts which are orbiting a planet, or which are on the surface of a planet, the orbital speed of the planet around the Sun is given.
174,237 km/h  Mercury
125,831 km/h  Venus Orbit: Venus Express
119,406 km/h  MESSENGER
109,881 km/h  Herschel Space Observatory
109,822 km/h  Stereo Ahead
109,348 km/h  Planck Space Observatory
108,782 km/h  Stereo Behind
107,691 km/h  Epoxi (Deep Impact)
107,512 km/h  Kepler
107,501 km/h  Spitzer Space Telescope
98,121 km/h  Rosetta
80,143 km/h  Stardust NExT
79,200 km/h  Mars Orbit & Surface: Mars Express :: Mars Odyssey :: Mars Reconaissance Orbiter :: Spirit :: Opportunity
77,180 km/h  Dawn
61,434 km/h  Voyager 1
58,986 km/h  New Horizons
55,875 km/h  Voyager 2
49,016 km/h  Jupiter
43,481 km/h  Pioneer 10
41,421 km/h  Pioneer 11
34,938 km/h  Saturn Orbit: Cassini
23,401 km/h  Uranus
20,808 km/h  Pluto
19,638 km/h  Neptune

Heliocentric Speed Records and selected events (not complete)
1,079,252,849 km/h  The speed of light in a vacuum
1,083,600 km/h  Speed at which the Andromeda Galaxy is approaching the Sun
792,000 km/h  Speed at which the Sun orbits the center of the Milky Way
252,792 km/h  Helios B  April 1976, during closest approach to sun.
~250,000 km/h  Helios A
226,724 km/h  MESSENGER  20 Oct 2008, to be verified
162,088 km/h  New Horizons  19 Jan 2006 on spacecraft separation
158,103 km/h  Cassini  29 June 1999, shortly after Venus flyby